Porn Found on Osama Bin Ladens’ Computers

Pointing out porn on Osama Bin Laden’s laptop?

It’s like the US is intentionally going out of their way to piss off terrorist now.  I guess the Al Queda mastermind was beating more than a dead horse while cooped up in his house.

But it’s true for Osama

The US commandos that went through his “home” found a huge stash of porn on his computers that the soldiers said was both “modern, and fairly extensive”.  In addition to osama porn, they found Five desktop computers, laptops, and more than 100 flash drives, to keep in constant contact with terrorist around the globe. At least the guy kept in touch with technology, even in the middle of a desert.osama

I wonder if when he calls tech support in India, if they just come on over.

Also I kind of wonder what the terrorist brand of choice is when buying a new laptop. What metrics does he use to decide, porn processing power? Resistance to dust and lotion? Or maybe he just wanted something as evil as him, like a Toshiba.

But what does the average US soldier consider to be modern and fairly extensive in the porn world?

I imagine that people in the military, after being on location for months on end, manage to find time to watch a good amount of X-rated videos themselves, and good for them. But for soldiers to be impressed by what Bin Laden was holding? I mean what could it have been, “Debbie does Osama”?

But I digress.

It seems the general consensus is that people in the US are for the most part relieved that Osama’s gone and we at MyNewITGuys applaud Barack Obama for taking the active steps necessary to get rid of this avid porn-watching terrorist.  The pointed attack prevented years of future fears unknown. Analyst at MyNewITGys predict that the next generation of terrorism will be that of cyber attacks, digital crimes, and communication disruption, with viruses or other methods. We’re just glad that Osama didn’t get that far.

The Vulnerability Research and Exploit Development (VRED) team at IntelAssure Consulting helps to prepare us everyday for it.Will you be ready?

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